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Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it. - Anonymous The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman She's too young for Medicare and too old for me to care. - Anonymous I lived in Miami for a while, in a section with a lot of really old people. The average age in my apartment house was dead. - Gabe Kaplan Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Anonymous