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Sunday, May 25, 2014

. Quotes Of The Day ...

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Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it. - Anonymous

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. E. Joseph Cossman

She's too young for Medicare and too old for me to care. - Anonymous


I lived in Miami for a while, in a section with a lot of really old people. The average age in my apartment house was dead. - Gabe Kaplan



Everybody should believe in something;
I believe I'll have another drink. - Anonymous