Part of email forwarded by Lesley Sirimanne.
From the American Association
Of Retired People
Of Retired People
| Q:Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? | A:Try a bookstore under fiction. |
| Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? | A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live. |
| Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? | A:Tell him you're pregnant. |
| Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? | A:Take off your glasses. |
| Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? | A:Valets don't forget where they park your car. |
| Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? | A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. |
| Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly? | A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon. |
| Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? | A:On their foreheads. |
| Q:Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ? | A: Nudity |
| Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? | A:"Gosh, I remember these!" |
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
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"The most important things in life, ... are NOT things!"
