Retired people

Part of email forwarded by Lesley Sirimanne.

From the American Association
Of Retired People

 

Q:Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?	A:Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?	A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?	A:Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?	A:Take off your glasses.
Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?	A:Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?	A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?	A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?	A:On their foreheads.
Q:Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ?	A: Nudity
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?	A:"Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!

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