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Monday, December 16, 2013

Being politically correct - email from jksw




HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' -  is a
'BREASTED AUSTRALIAN.'

2. She is not 'EASY' - She  is

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'


3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' -  is a

'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'


4. She has 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'


5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes

'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' -  is a

'LOW COST PROVIDER.'



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a  'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'


2. He is not a 'BAD  DANCER' - He is

'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'


3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'


4. He is not 'BALDING' -  He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'


5. He does not act like  a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
(Loved this one!)


6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'