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Monday, June 10, 2013

Sayings of Confusius - email from jksw



Confucius Says ...

Confucius Say:
It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you.



Confucius Say:
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.



Confucius Say:
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn't know if he's coming or going.



Confucius Say:
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.



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Confucius Say:
Viagra is like Disneyland ... A one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride. 




Confucius Say:


A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it.
 Reminds me of our medical college days. Anyone who muddled up a topic in a group discussion of a medical problem was labelled a Confusius. Then there were quite a few novels written in the USA where 'Confusius says' became a place for jokes.