Sayings of Confusius - email from jksw

Confucius Says ... Confucius Say: It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you. Confucius Say: Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy. Confucius Say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn't know if he's coming or going. Confucius Say: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. . Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland ... A one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.  Confucius Say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.

 Reminds me of our medical college days. Anyone who muddled up a topic in a group discussion of a medical problem was labelled a Confusius. Then there were quite a few novels written in the USA where 'Confusius says' became a place for jokes.