During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to
everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your
life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing
Concept Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional Focus only on what you are trained
to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained)
told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary
school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are
very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to
count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the
bank!". This is called "Experience. Nowadays, experience is more
important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor
to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let
us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the
$70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank .
This is called "Swim with the tide. Converting an unfavorable
situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every
month."
This is called "Killing Boredom. Personal Happiness is more important
than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the
bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only
count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We
risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80
million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be
educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share
market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity. Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?
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