email from JKS Weerasekera
I
like this one !!!!
A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her Nonna said:
'Sita here ana letame tella you about
this-a younga boy.
He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are
agonna likea dat, but don't let him do dat.
He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you
are agonna likeadat too, but don'ta let him do dat eeda.
But mosta important, he's agonna try ana
lay on topa you, you are agonna really likea dat, but don'ta let him do
dat for sure.
Doing thata willa disgraza our family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her
date.
The next day she told grandma that her date
went just like she had predicted:
'And Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace our
family as you said.
When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled him over,
got on top of him, and
disgraced HIS family!'
Nonna fainted!!
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