Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL
BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
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