Booze - email from jksw

Quotes ... Booze For all you booze loving guys... Enjoy these quotes:- . . It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth - George Burns . . I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on ~Oscar Levant . . I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not ~Brendan Behan . . Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy! ~Frank Sinatra . . I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me ~Winston Churchill . . Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder -Kinky Friedman . . Dear Alcohol, we had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk -Anonymous . . I used to think drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking. -Anonymous . . I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker -Anonymous . . Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver -Anonymous . . You look like I need another drink! -Anonymous . . I say NO to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen!! -Anonymous Cheers!!!