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Thursday, February 12, 2015
Humor of married life.
A MARRIED MAN'S PRAYER;
DEAR GOD, U GAVE ME CHILDHOOD, U TOOK IT AWAY.
U GAVE ME YOUTH, U TOOK IT AWAY.
U GAVE ME A WIFE.......... IT’S BEEN YEARS NOW,
JUST REMINDING U......
DEAR GOD, U GAVE ME CHILDHOOD, U TOOK IT AWAY.
U GAVE ME YOUTH, U TOOK IT AWAY.
U GAVE ME A WIFE.......... IT’S BEEN YEARS NOW,
JUST REMINDING U......
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WIFE: SHALL I PREPARE SOUP OR DHAL TODAY .
HUSBAND: FIRST MAKE IT, WE WILL NAME IT LATER
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A FRUSTRATED HUSBAND IN FRONT OF HIS LAPTOP:
DEAR GOOGLE, PLEASE DO NOT BEHAVE LIKE MY WIFE...
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO COMPLETE MY SENTENCE BEFORE YOU START GUESSING
A FRUSTRATED HUSBAND IN FRONT OF HIS LAPTOP:
DEAR GOOGLE, PLEASE DO NOT BEHAVE LIKE MY WIFE...
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO COMPLETE MY SENTENCE BEFORE YOU START GUESSING
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HUSBAND: I FOUND ALADIN'S LAMP TODAY.
WIFE: WOW, WHAT DID U ASK FOR DARLING??
HUSBAND: I ASKED HIM TO INCREASE YOUR BRAIN TEN TIMES..
WIFE: OH..JAAN..LUV U SO MUCH.. DID HE DO THAT??
HUSBAND: HE LAUGHED AND SAID MULTIPLICATION DOESN'T APPLY ON ZERO.
HUSBAND: I FOUND ALADIN'S LAMP TODAY.
WIFE: WOW, WHAT DID U ASK FOR DARLING??
HUSBAND: I ASKED HIM TO INCREASE YOUR BRAIN TEN TIMES..
WIFE: OH..JAAN..LUV U SO MUCH.. DID HE DO THAT??
HUSBAND: HE LAUGHED AND SAID MULTIPLICATION DOESN'T APPLY ON ZERO.
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A MAN GIFTED HIS WIFE A DIAMOND NECKLACE FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY AND
WIFE DIDN'T SPEAK TO HIM FOR 6 MONTHS.
WAS THE NECKLACE FAKE?
NOOOOO! THAT WAS THE DEAL :)
A MAN GIFTED HIS WIFE A DIAMOND NECKLACE FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY AND
WIFE DIDN'T SPEAK TO HIM FOR 6 MONTHS.
WAS THE NECKLACE FAKE?
NOOOOO! THAT WAS THE DEAL :)
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A COUPLE WAS HAVING DINNER AT A FANCY
RESTAURANT. AS THE FOOD WAS
SERVED, THE HUSBAND SAID, "THE FOOD LOOKS DELICIOUS, LET'S EAT."
WIFE: HONEY.....YOU SAY PRAYER BEFORE EATING AT HOME.
HUSBAND: THAT'S AT HOME SWEETHEART......HERE THE CHEF KNOWS HOW TO
COOK.
SERVED, THE HUSBAND SAID, "THE FOOD LOOKS DELICIOUS, LET'S EAT."
WIFE: HONEY.....YOU SAY PRAYER BEFORE EATING AT HOME.
HUSBAND: THAT'S AT HOME SWEETHEART......HERE THE CHEF KNOWS HOW TO
COOK.
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BEST SLOGAN ON A MAN'S T-SHIRT :
"PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB ME,
I AM MARRIED AND ALREADY VERY DISTURBED"
BEST SLOGAN ON A MAN'S T-SHIRT :
"PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB ME,
I AM MARRIED AND ALREADY VERY DISTURBED"
Surveillence.
email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai
This is ridiculously funny! a weird sense of humour!
> I
was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood. So, I tore
out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch.
> I've
planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black
Flag of ISIL in its center.
> Now,
the Yorkshire police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6,
the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all watching my
house 24x7x365.
> My
children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes
shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one
bothers me at all.
> I've
never felt safer.
> All
Thanks to Allah.
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
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