Saturday, March 23, 2013

Prayers - email sent by Dawood.


Dawood
15:01 (14 hours ago)
to undisclosed recipients

The church that’s opened its doors to Islam: Christians roll out welcome to Muslims who were having to pray in the wind and rain because their mosque was so small

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  • The Syed Shah Mustafa Jame Masjid mosque was too small to fit everyone in
  • Church minister Rev Isaac Poobalan saw worshippers praying outside
  • Now he has handed over part of St John's Episcopal Church in Aberdeen
  • Bishop says: 'It would be good to think we can change the world'
A Scottish church has become the first in the UK to share its premises with Muslim worshippers.

St John’s Episcopal Church in Aberdeen now welcomes hundreds of Muslims praying five times a day in their building as the nearby mosque was so small that they were forced to worship outside.
The minister of St John's, Rev Isaac Poobalan, has handed over part of the church hall to Chief Imam Ahmed Megharbi and the imam has led prayers in the main chapel.

Rev Poobalan said today that he would not be true to his faith if he did not offer to help.
Sheikh Ahmed Megharbi, left, and Rev Isaac Poobalan, right, behind the altar at St John's Episcopal Church, Aberdeen, which is also being used as a place of worship for Muslims
Sheikh Ahmed Megharbi, left, and Rev Isaac Poobalan, right, behind the altar at St John's Episcopal Church, Aberdeen, which is also being used as a place of worship for Muslims
Rev Poobalan, right, said he would not be true to his faith if he did not offer to help his neighbours with their overcrowding problem
Rev Poobalan, right, said he would not be true to his faith if he did not offer to help his neighbours with their overcrowding problem

He said: 'Praying is never wrong. My job is to encourage people to pray.

'The mosque was so full at times, there would be people outside in the wind and rain praying.
'I knew I couldn’t just let this happen – because I would be abandoning what the Bible teaches us about how we should treat our neighbours.
'When I spoke to people at the church about the situation, someone actually said to me this was not our problem, but I had seen it with my own eyes, so it was a problem.

Rev Poobalan said: 'They were out there praying and the snow came on for the first time in winter, it was really hard to watch.
'When they were doing the prayer they had their hands and feet exposed and they were sitting on on the pavement, which is very rough.
'You could even see them breathing because it was so cold and I think when I saw that, the visual impact was such that I just couldn't walk past.

'It felt wrong, mainly because the church is next door, it's a big building and it remains empty on a Friday lunchtime which is when they need the place most as that's when they are at their busiest.

'We had something we could offer and they were just standing out in the cold and I said to my congregation "we need to do something".'
Rev Poobalan said he wanted the move to help build bridges between Christians and Muslims after some initial resistance from his congregation about the move.
 
He said: 'It's a move that is so basic and fundamental. It has nothing to do with religion – it's all based on human need.
'The religious divide shouldn't divide us as people. 


Best regards

Friday, March 22, 2013

Near Death Experience - email from Gallege De Silva


SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY VIEWED THIS INTERESTING VIDEO CLIP;  IT'S 30-MINUTE LONG,BUT IT'S WORTH THE TIME SPENT
video: "[HEADSTART] Anita Moorjani, author of the book "Dying To Be Me""
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Ambulance call - email from Kamalini K


> Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
> Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and
> ears and I think both his legs are broken.'
> Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
> Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street ...'
> Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
> Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
> Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
> More heavy breathing and another minute later.
> Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
> This goes on for another few minutes until....
> Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
> Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just
> dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street ...'
>
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The confession - email from jksw


A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' 
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' 
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' 

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. 
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' 
 The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!' 
 

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

English in foreign lands - email by jksw.


Wonderful English from Around the World In a Bangkok Temple :
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.


Cocktail lounge , Norway :
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.


Doctor's office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.


Dry cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.


In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.


On the main road to Mombasa , leaving Nairobi :
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.


On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.


In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.



In a sign at Phuket
OPENED SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, EXCEPT TUESDAYS.





In a Cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES .


Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.


On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.


In a Tokyo Bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.


Hotel , Yugoslavia :
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.


Hotel , Japan :
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
(tell that to the ex-IMF Managing Director!)


In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.


A sign posted in Germany 's Black Forest :
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACKFOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.


Hotel, Zurich :
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.


Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?


Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
(Just Like British Airways!!!)
                                                                                                                       

 At a Punjabi restaurant:
IF YOU DID NOT LIKE THE FOOD THEN COMPLAIN BEFORE EATING.


A Laundry in Rome :
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.


And finally the all-time classic:

Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window:
                                                                                 IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE