> Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
> Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and
> ears and I think both his legs are broken.'
> Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
> Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street ...'
> Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
> Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
> Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
> More heavy breathing and another minute later.
> Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
> This goes on for another few minutes until....
> Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
> Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just
> dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street ...'
>
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