Wedding Vows - email from jksw

- LOVE THIS PRIEST! “We are gathered here in the presence of God and men to join these people in holy matrimony. We know they have been sleeping together in secret but now they can do it with the knowledge of everyone. And as marriage is holy, at least in theory, I put it forth that if there is anyone in this gathering who has a valid reason why these two should not be joined, speak now or forever hold your peace. Anyone...Is there anyone...? C'mon, he must have slept with some of you? Someone....? Anyone....? I know someone here has slept with her too? Well, I guess they were all one night stands. Moving on swiftly……………. “Mr Groom, do you take this woman as your lawfully wedded bride, To love, cherish and to hold, To listen to her whining…., To always lose an argument or else..., To give all your pay without reservations, To be the worker while she is the minister of finance, to ignore your relatives while taking care of hers, To listen to unending lies about her having a headache when you really need to release steam, put up with PMS... Sometimes faked... Till death do you part? (I do.....?. ) Very well. And do you Miss Bride, take this man To be your lawfully wedded husband, To love to cherish and To hold, To open your legs whether tired, or not, whether willing or not. cook for, clean up after, give up watching soaps and anything interesting when there is football, find the toilet seat up every time, clean pee off it, take care of kids alone, house his in laws, bring beers for his friends during any important game for all the days of your life? (I do...?...) Well then, there's nothing more that I can say that will change your minds ... I pronounce you husband and wife. What God has joined, let no milkman, barmaid, neighbour, work mate,   wet dreams , driver or sexy secretary put asunder. You may now kiss the bride...!

The wedding of a lion - email jksw

A lion was getting married. At his wedding a mouse was shouting away and congratulating the lion.

"All the best, my brother. Good luck."

Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother, another Lion grabs the mouse in anger and asks:

Who the hell do you think you are?

How can a lion be your brother?

You are only a mouse."

The Mouse replies:
"I, too, was a Lion before I got married."

Guests dancing at a wedding, Yakkala, Sri Lanka.

See what life in Sri Lanka is now at present. At a middle-class family's daughters wedding.
Click on the web-link below:-

http://youtu.be/Ta_mgNOn4z0

Sankaranarayana - Wedding of the second son.

Hi Batch-mates,

I went to Ussapitiya on the Mawanella - Aranayaka road to attend the wedding of the second son of Sankaranarayana, our batch mate. Please look at the attached pictures. Sankar and his wife are in the first picture. Sankar's elder son, Sankar, the bridegroom, and the bride are in the second picture.

Philip

email received

From: kasilingam saravanamuttu <saravanamuttu@hotmail.com>
Date: Sat, Jan 28, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Subject: sankar
To: Philip Veerasingam <philipv203@gmail.com>

Hello Philip,

It was good of you to have attended Sankars wedding.He looks well.I remember his eldest being delivered at GH,Batti by Sinnathamby the Gen Surgeon as the VOG was off. The foetus was in distress and Sinna delivered the baby with one incision going through the abdominal wall as well as the uterus!. It probably holds the record for the fastest CS still. Mallika was transferred from Pottuvil where sankar was the Medical Officer in charge.I met him briefly at our reunion, but he left early and I could not have a good chat with him.If you happen to have his em address or tel no:

can I have them please.

Sara

Hello Sara,

Sankar has no email address. He is computer illiterate. His Telephone No is 0332224301. He is working as Director in a private nursing home at Chilaw and comes home only on week ends. Mallika is always at home in Bandarawaththe, Gampaha.

Philip