Limerics from jksw

Adult Limericks, There was a young girl of Cape Cod Who thought babies were fashioned by God, But 'twas not the Almighty Who hiked up her nightie - 'Twas Roger, the lodger, by God! ***** There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think - It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass. ***** There was a young sailor named Bates Who danced the fandango on skates. But a fall on his cutlass Has rendered him nut less, And practically useless on dates. ***** A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker, plus eight, Is his phone number - give him a call. ***** There was a young girl named Ann Heuser Who swore that no man could surprise her. But Pabst took a chance, Found a Schlitz in her pants, And now she is sadder Budweiser. *****