Your Annual Dementia Test(only 4 questions)

Email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take 

our annual senior citizen test.

Exercise of the brain is as 

important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important 
to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!

Here is a 

very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test.

Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may 

have difficulty.

Take this test to determine if you're losing it or 

not. 

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've 

made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

#1. What 

do you put in a toaster?

Answer: 'bread.' If 

you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else. And, try 
not to hurt yourself.

If you said, bread, go to Question #2.

# 2. 

Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next 

question. Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat. 
Content yourself with reading more appropriate

literature such as 

Women's Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say 'water', proceed 
toQuestion #3.

If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue 

house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink 
bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green 
house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.

If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this??? PLEASE, 

go lie down!!!

But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question 

#4.

# 4. Do not use a calculator for this: 

You are driving a 

bus from New York City to Philadelphia.

In Staten Island, 17 people 

got on the bus.

In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus and 9 

people get on. In Windsor, 2 people get off and 4 get on.

In Trenton, 

11 people get off and 16 people get on.

In Bristol, 3 people get off 

and 5 people get on.

And, in Camden, 6 people get off and 3 get on. 

You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.

Without going back to 

review, how old is the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out 

loud!!!

Don't you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU 

driving the bus!!!

If you pass this along to your friends, pray 

they do better than you.Only because l have a good recall memory from 
other all the other times I've passed this on. I got some of them this 
time.PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!!