Email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai
1. A man was driving a car ...
A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !!
Man shouted : "Hey Buffalo"
Lady turned back and shouted : "You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey"
Suddenly she had an accident
She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road
MORAL : "Ladies never understand what a Man wants to say"...
2. Women never listen properly:-
Wife: I lost my keys again !
Husband: It's in your Jeans.
Wife: Don't drag my family into this....
3. Husband’s Message (by cellphone):
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Teena brought me to the
Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head
though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have
three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and
they may have to amputate the right foot.
Wife’s Response:
Who is Teena?
A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !!
Man shouted : "Hey Buffalo"
Lady turned back and shouted : "You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey"
Suddenly she had an accident
She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road
MORAL : "Ladies never understand what a Man wants to say"...
2. Women never listen properly:-
Wife: I lost my keys again !
Husband: It's in your Jeans.
Wife: Don't drag my family into this....
3. Husband’s Message (by cellphone):
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Teena brought me to the
Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head
though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have
three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and
they may have to amputate the right foot.
Wife’s Response:
Who is Teena?
