Showing posts with label WORDS OF WISDOM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WORDS OF WISDOM. Show all posts

Sunday, October 19, 2014

WORDS OF WISDOM

Email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.
  
"If you
want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor.
After marriage, you can't even change a TV
channel..."
  
Listening to your wife is like reading
the terms conditions of a website.
You don’t understand it but you
still accept it.

Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband; the poor king
can take only one step at a time ....
While the mighty queen can do whatever
she likes.
  
Why do most Indian women request
 for the same husband, in the next life - how can
you let such good training go to
waste?

All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't scare
them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ...surely
do

What's Checkmate?
You tell your wife “I saw a lady,
looked exactly like you" wife asks "WAS
SHE GORGEOUS..??"
You can’t say 'No' and you
can’t say 'Yes' – now that’s
Checkmate!

STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife:
"You are my only investment, that has

doubled.''