email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.
1. COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE:
Dear Mother-in-law, “Don’t teach me how to handle my children, I’m living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!”
2. SWEET DEMAND BY A KID:
A kid was spanked by his mom. His dad came home and asked the crying boy, "What happened, Son?"
The kid replied, "I can’t stand your wife anymore. I want my own."
3. THROWING KNIVES:
A wife was throwing knives at her husband’s picture. All were missing the target!
Suddenly she received a call from him. “Hi," he asked. "What are you doing?”
Her honest reply: “Missing you!”
4. I WILL THINK ABOUT IT:
When a married man says, “I’ll think about it”, what he really means is that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.
5. TALKING IN SLEEP:
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he’s awake!"
6. HEAD OF THE FAMILY:
It is said that the husband is the head of the family, but remember that the wife is the neck of the family. The neck can turn the head exactly the way it wants.
Dear Mother-in-law, “Don’t teach me how to handle my children, I’m living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!”
2. SWEET DEMAND BY A KID:
A kid was spanked by his mom. His dad came home and asked the crying boy, "What happened, Son?"
The kid replied, "I can’t stand your wife anymore. I want my own."
3. THROWING KNIVES:
A wife was throwing knives at her husband’s picture. All were missing the target!
Suddenly she received a call from him. “Hi," he asked. "What are you doing?”
Her honest reply: “Missing you!”
4. I WILL THINK ABOUT IT:
When a married man says, “I’ll think about it”, what he really means is that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.
5. TALKING IN SLEEP:
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he’s awake!"
6. HEAD OF THE FAMILY:
It is said that the husband is the head of the family, but remember that the wife is the neck of the family. The neck can turn the head exactly the way it wants.
