email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.
Catholic: "We have a large fortune.... we are going to buy Citibank!"
Protestant: "We are very wealthy and will buy General Motors!"
Muslim: "We are fabulously rich ..... we intend to purchase Microsoft!"
They then all wait for the Jew to speak....
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the saucer, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says: "We are not selling!
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.
Catholic: "We have a large fortune.... we are going to buy Citibank!"
Protestant: "We are very wealthy and will buy General Motors!"
Muslim: "We are fabulously rich ..... we intend to purchase Microsoft!"
They then all wait for the Jew to speak....
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the saucer, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says: "We are not selling!
