email from "J. K. S. Weerasekera"
A
man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a
fine restaurant.
They
were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
The
waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly
noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the
man stared straight ahead.
The
waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of
sight under the table.
Still,
the man stared straight ahead.
The
waitress, thinking this behaviour a bit risqué and worried that it might
offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by
saying to the man: "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just
slid under the table."
The man
looked up at her and said: ..........
"No,
she didn't. She just walked in."
