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Prison v's Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
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@ WORK
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You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ PRISON
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You spend the majority of your time
in a 6X6 cubicle /office
@ WORK
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You get three meals a day fully paid for
@ PRISON
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You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it
@ WORK
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You get time off for good behavior
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You get more work for
good behaviour
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@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ PRISON
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@ WORK
You must often carry a security card
and open all the doors for yourself
@ WORK
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You can watch TV and play games
@ PRISON
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You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ WORK
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You get your own toilet
@ PRISON
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You have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat
@ WORK
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They allow your family and friends to visit
@ PRISON
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You aren't even supposed to speak
to your family
@ WORK
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All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ PRISON
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You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
@ WORK
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You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
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You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars
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@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
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@ WORK
They are called managers
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Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.
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