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from JKS Weerasekera
Mrs. Johnson was the wife of a successful business owner,
and he didn't
have much time for her.
have much time for her.
On her birthday, however, he gave her a special
gift: to have her portrait painted by a famous artist.
gift: to have her portrait painted by a famous artist.
When the artist arrived and set up for the sitting, she told
him, "Paint
me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a
large ruby brooch."
me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a
large ruby brooch."
"But madam," he said. "You are not wearing any of
those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "As I'm sure my
husband told you, my health
is not good and I don't have long to live. As I'm sure he didn't tell you,
my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
is not good and I don't have long to live. As I'm sure he didn't tell you,
my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
"Uh..." the painter stammers, unsure what to say.
"So
when I die I'm sure he will marry her," she continues, "and I want
the
bitch to go nuts looking for all that jewelry."
bitch to go nuts looking for all that jewelry."