Showing posts with label Old age.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Old age.. Show all posts

Monday, July 20, 2015

Cheers



email from JKS Weerasekera

Interview with 101 year-old Hattie McDonald of Moose Jaw, Sask:

Reporter :   Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?
Hattie :   For better digestion I drink beer.  In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine. For low blood pressure I drink red wine.  In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.
Reporter :   When do you drink water?

Hattie :   I've never been that sick.

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Old age.

email sent by JKS Weerasekera 

Old age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing
the one that will get you home earlier.

A man has reached old age when he is cautioned
to slow down by his Doctor instead of by the police.


You're getting old when "getting lucky" means you find
your car in the parking lot.


You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes,

just as long as you don't have to go along.