email from JKSWeerasekera
A 67- year- old woman had
a heart attack and was taken to the hospital..
While on the operating
table she had a near- death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you
have another 30 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman
decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast
implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come
in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much
more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation,
she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street
on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God,
she demanded,
"I thought you said
I had another 30 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of
the ambulance?"
(You'll love this.) >
God replied: "I
didn't recognize you."
