Regular naps prevent
old age,Especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes
you a parent;Having two you are a referee.
Marriage is a
relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the
husband!
I believe we should
all pay our tax with a smile.I tried - but they wanted cash.
A child's greatest
period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
Don't feel bad. A lot
of people have no talent.
Don't marry the person
you want to live with, Marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever
you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy
love,But, you pay heavily for it.
Bad officials are
elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing
more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Marriage is give and
take.You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
My wife and I always
compromise.I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Those who can't laugh
at themselves leave the job to others.
Ladies first. Pretty
ladies sooner.
A successful marriage
requires falling in love many times, Always with the same person.
You're getting old
when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
It doesn't matter how
often a married man changes his job,He still ends up with the same boss.
Real friends are the
ones who survive transitions between address books.
Saving is the best
thing.Especially when your parents have done it for you.
Wise men talk because
they have something to say;Fools talk because they have to say something.
They call our language
the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
Man: Is there any way
for long life?
Dr: No, but then the thought of
long life will never come.
Why do couples hold
hands during their wedding?It's a formality just like two
boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife:Darling today is our anniversary, what should we
do?
Husband:Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs
Arranged. It's like asking someone, if
suicide is better or being murdered.
There is only one perfect child in the world and
every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every
neighbour has it!
