Showing posts with label Guided tour. elephants mating. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Guided tour. elephants mating. Show all posts

Sunday, July 14, 2013

A guided tour - email jksw

Have you heard of the wise tourist who watched?
It was excruciating to see the thing placed too low, too high, too much to the right, too much to the left.
So the tourist decided to give a helping hand, using both hands to place it exactly where.
And he succeeded.
Before you could say ‘clever!’
the tourist was totally inside!

By the time……… no tourist. Sorry.
Cheers
sus


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Subject: HAS ANYBODY GOT A HOLIDAY PHOTO THAT WILL TOP THIS?
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Has Anybody got a holiday photo that will top this??
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