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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men
should
be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.
--Sam Kinison
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.
--Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.
--Anonymous
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