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email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today for meal. 

Husband : First make it, we will name it later.
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A frustrated husband in front of his laptop......
Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
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A married man's prayer; 
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away. 
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.., Its been years now,.......
just reminding u......
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
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Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
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Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal
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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. 

As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: Honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: That's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
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Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
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A bus full of housewives going on a picnic , fell into a river and all of them died .
Each husband cried for a week , but One husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked wether he missed his wife so much ?
he replied miserably : No My wife missed the bus !!!
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In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting! 
He told the men to stand in two queues... 
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!
Only 1 man stood in d second Queue...
God said "So you control ur wife?"
Man: "R u CRAZY ??? 
My wife told me to stand here"
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