Send only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...
1968: Long hair
2013 : Longing for hair
1968: KEG
2013: ECG
1968: Acid rock
2013 : Acid reflux
1968: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2013: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1968: Seeds and stems
2013: Roughage
1968: Going to a new, hip joint
2013:Receiving a new hip joint[
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1968: Rolling Stones
2013: Kidney Stones
1968: Screw the system
2013: Upgrade the system
1968: Passing the drivers' test
2013: Passing the vision test
1968: Whatever
2013: Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.
The people who started university this year were born in 1995.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced 6 years before they were born.
They have always had an answering machine
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...
It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!
