Showing posts with label Confusius say. Show all posts
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Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Confusius say

 email forwarded by jks weerasekara.

Jokes of an older generation.

Confucius Say:
It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
 but don't let a kiss fool you.



Confucius Say:
Man with a broken condom
 is called a Daddy
 

Confucius Say:
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
 doesn't know if he's coming or going.





Confucius Say:
Viagra is like Disneyland ...
 a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius Say:
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.