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Donald Trump joke
Donald Trump
goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he
suffers a heart attack and dies.
The
undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him
shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just
$100.”
The American
diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their
answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home.
The
undertaker is puzzled and asks, “Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?”
The American
diplomats reply, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.”
