Barber's chair.

email from Dennis Aloysius A loud mouth Texan sat on the barber's chair.  "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."  The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the most beautiful breasts  he had ever seen, knelt down and began to shine his shoes.  The Texan said, "Honey, you and I should go spend the afternoon in a hotel room."  She replied, "Sorry, I'm married and I’d never be unfaithful to my husband."  The Texan said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."  She said, "You tell him; you're closer!”