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WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!
A store that sells husbands
has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store
operates:
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!
You
may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six
floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a
catch... you may choose any man from a
particular floor,
or you may choose to go up floor, but
you cannot go back down except to
exit the building!
Happy
Shopping!!!!
So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a husband...
On the first floor the sign
on the door reads:
Floor
1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign
reads:
Floor
2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor
3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids and are
extremely good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but
feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor
4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are
drop-dead good looking and help
with the
housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she
exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes
to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor
5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.
She is so tempted to stay,
but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor
6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are
no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband
Store. Watch your step as you exit the
building,
and have a nice day!