Showing posts with label Australia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Australia. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Cheating - email from jksw

How to cheat in Australia
Perfect example of cheating at cricket. Flipping the bloody bails off while
walking past!
jksw

Once when Glen McGrath called  Mike Atherton a "f'!?ing cheat" and asked him
why he did not walk in a match in Australia when he had clearly nicked the
ball,
Mike replied in his poshest Cambridge Uni accent, "when in Rome old boy,
when in Rome......"

The moral is that Aussie cricketers are in no position to call anybody
cheats.

xx
Subject: FW: You have received a YouTube video!
Watch carefully Justin Langer deliberately knocking the bail off with his
finger. The Aussies are such cheats but when the shoe is on the other foot
then they and their media make such a big issue !


-----Original Message-----
From: Somasundram Skandakumar [mailto:somaskanda21@gmail.com
]

Subject: You have received a YouTube video!
Just saw what Langer did.... and the Aussie reaction...!!!
"Broad walk" was just child's play in comparison ?
Sharing with many. Hope You are keeping well, Warmly, Skanda

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Migrating to Australia - email jksw




A Chinese man decides to retire and move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai.

He bought a small piece of land . A few days after moving in,the friendly Aussie neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.

The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man urinate  into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom',
he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way,...pause...., and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.

The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs?

I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood, and see you running around the yard after hens.The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you.'

The Chinese man is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no understand, these no ... Chinese customs I doing, these Australian Customs.'

'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.'

Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinese man,'He say to become true Australian, I must learn to..... chase chicks,..... get piss drunk, and .... listen to bull-shit.'