Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts

Friday, November 15, 2013

Animals -email forwarded by Kamalini Kanapathippillai




We are all familiar with a

Herd of cows,

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A Flock of chickens,

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A School of fish

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And a Gaggle of geese.

However, less widely known is:

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A Pride of lions,
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A Murder of crows

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(as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),

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An Exaltation of doves

And, presumably because they look so wise:

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A Parliament of owls.

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Now consider a group of Baboons.
They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious,
most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.
And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?
Believe it or not...A Congress!

Note: I hadn't heard that before, so I looked it up.
It is correct.

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A CONGRESS OF BABOONS!

I guess that pretty much explains the things
that come out of Washington!

You just can’t make this up.