email from Milroy D BS De Silva
An elderly lady was
standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it
would not blow  away in the wind.
A gentleman approached
her and said, "Pardon me, madam..I do not intend to be forward but did you
know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know,"
said the lady."I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you
must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are
exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down,
then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is
75 years old.
I just bought this hat
yesterday!"
Gotta
love older people!
Old
age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in
the middle.
You're
getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.
