Email from JKS
Weerasekera
A
woman, stark naked, jumps into a New York taxi cab, closes the door and lies
down on the rear seat.
The cab
driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his
eyes
wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt
to
start the cab.
The
woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong
with
you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked
woman
before?"
The old
Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you
sumsing,
lady. I vasn't staring at you like you
tink;
det vould not be proper vair I come from."
The
drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if
you're
not staring at my boobs or ass, sweetie, what
are you
doing then?"
He
paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am,
I am looking
and I am looking, and I am tinking
to
myself,'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping
de
money to pay for dis ride?
Now,
that's a REAL Businessman!
