From: "J. K. S. Weerasekera"
Baby ' s First Visit to a Doctor.
A woman and a baby were in the doctor ' s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby ' s first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed, ' she replied..
' Well, strip down to your waist, ' the doctor ordered.
She did He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, ' No wonder this baby is underweight. You don' t have any milk. '
I know, ' she said, ' I ' m his Grandma,
But I ' m glad I came
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed, ' she replied..
' Well, strip down to your waist, ' the doctor ordered.
She did He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, ' No wonder this baby is underweight. You don' t have any milk. '
I know, ' she said, ' I ' m his Grandma,
But I ' m glad I came
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