Three Toronto Surgeons

Email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai

Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident;

I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident;

I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs”. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana

and he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.

All I had left to work with was the man's  blonde hair and the Horse's ass.

I was able to put them together and now he's running for President of the U.S.A!"