Tuesday, January 5, 2016

The cannibal chef


email from Farouk Sikkander


While traveling in cannibal country a man came across a cafeteria deep in the jungle.A sign on the roof advertised the cost of each entree.There was fried missionary for three dollars,sauteed safari guide for five dollars,and baked,stuffed politician for twenty five dollars.The fellow asked why the politician cost so much more than the other dishes.
"Ever try to clean one of those things?"replied the chef.

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