Saturday, December 26, 2015

How to get to Heaven from Ireland


 email from JKS Weerasekera


A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday  school class to see if
they understood the concept of getting to heaven.  I asked them, "If I
sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money
to the church, would that get me into heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"  Again, the answer
was NO!

"If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would
that get me into heaven?"  Again, they all answered NO!

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, "Then how can I
get into heaven?"

A little boy shouted out, "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD."

It's a curious race, the Irish.  Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?

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