Sunday, November 1, 2015

George and the Dragon


email from Milroy dbs
A poor vagabond, travelling a country road in England,
tired and hungry, came to a roadside inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked.
The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some food?" he asked. 
The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition.
"No!" she said rather sternly.
"Could I have a pint of ale?"
 
"No!" she snapped again.
"Could I at least sleep in your stable?"
 
"No!" 
By this time, she was fairly shouting.
The vagabond tried again: "Might I please...?"
 
"What now?" the woman interrupted impatiently.
"D'ye suppose I might have a word with George?"


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