Three Men Were Hiking Through a Forest

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Derrwik de Silva

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> when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
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> Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
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> ' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
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> Poof!!!
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> God gave him big arms and strong legs...
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>  and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
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> having almost drowned twice.
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> After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
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>  'God, please give me strength
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> and the tools to cross the river.'
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> Poof!!!
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> God gave him a rowboat
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> and strong arms and strong legs...
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>  and he was able to row across in about an hour,
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> after almost capsizing several times.
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>  Seeing what happened to the first two men,
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>  the third man prayed:
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>  'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the *intelligence* to
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> cross the river.'
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> Poof!!!
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> *HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!*
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> She checked the map,
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> hiked one hundred yards upstream...
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> and walked across the bridge
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> *Guys, if at first you don't succeed,*
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> *do it the way your* *wife told you!*
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> *GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH  AND TO ANY MAN
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> WHO CAN HANDLE IT!*