If my body were a Car!.

email from Gallege De Silva 06:39 (23 hours ago) If  My Body Were a Car! This  is just   Too  funny - scary how true it is!!!   If  my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in  for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my  paint job is getting a little dull... But that's not the worst of it.  My headlights are out of focus, And it's especially hard to see  things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip  and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.  My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me  hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But  here's the worst of it. Almost  every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,  Either  My Radiator Leaks or  My Exhaust Backfires!