One Line Humor.

 email from Kamalini Kanapathippillai.

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[4] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[5] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[6] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[7] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[8] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[9] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[10] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[11] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[12] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[13] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[14] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[15] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[16] Man: Is there any way to have a long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.