The value of a Catholic education.

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Little Doris was not the best student in Catholic School.  Usually she slept through her classes.  

One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping.  'Tell me Doris, who created the universe?'  When Doris didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.  'God Almighty!' shouted Doris. 

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.   A little later the Nun asked Doris, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'  But Doris didn't stir from her slumber.  Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.  'Jesus Christ!' shouted Doris. And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Doris fell back asleep.  

The nun later asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'  Again, Johnny came to the rescue.  This time Doris jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'  

The nun fainted!