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Udurawana was looking at an Egyptian mummy with one of his friends.
Udurawana : Look so many bandages,
I'm sure it is a lorry accident case....
Friend : Aaho!, Lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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Udurawana at a bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Udurawana says -
"Ranjit Udurawana Married"
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Boss : I am giving u a job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k ??
Udurawana : U R great sir! Starting salary is ok.......buttt??
how much is the DRIVING salary...?
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Udurawana's theory on Sun and Moon :
Moon is more important than Sun,
coz it gives light at night when light is needed,
but Sun gives light during the day
when light is not needed !!!
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Udurawana shouting 2 his girl friend
" u said v will register our marriage and you cheated me,
I was waiting 4 u yesterday the whole day in the post office
but you never came ....
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Udurawana in an interview 4 a post of detective.
Interviewer : who killed SWRD? (an ex- PM of Sri Lanka)
Udurawana : Thank u 4 giving me the job Sir,
I will immediately start investigating.......
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