Golf on Christmas Day - email sent by Susiri Weerasekara

Four old timers playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked How nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed And without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his Buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a Priority; figure out a way to meet here early, Christmas morning." On that special morning there they are on the Golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I Bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it." Second guy "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning The cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures." The third "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, Reading the manual." The last guy in the group who is staring at them Like they have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this one golf game. I Slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Wow, Merry Christmas babe ! It's a great morning -- intercourse or golf course --' " She said, “Don’t forget your sweater.”